George W.'s Resume

Past work experience:

a.. Ran for congress and lost.

b.. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

c.. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company

went bankrupt shortly after he sold all his stock.

d.. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that

took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to

the Chicago Cubs.

e.. With fathers help (name) was elected Governor of Texas.

Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies

and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union.. Replaced Los

Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut

taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions

in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor

in American history.

f.. Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000

votes, with the help of his fathers appointments to the Supreme

Court.


Accomplishments as president:


a.. Attacked and took over two countries.

b.. Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

c.. Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

d.. Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12

month period.

e.. Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock

market.

f.. First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

g.. First president in US history to enter office with a criminal

record.

h.. First year in office set the all-time record for most days on

vacation by any president in US history.

i.. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided

over the worst security failure in US history.

j.. Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other

president in US history.

k.. In first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost

their jobs.

l.. Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any

president in US history.

m.. Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

n.. Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions

than any president in US history.

o.. Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any

president since the advent of television.

p.. Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution

than any president in US history.

q.. Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused

to intervene when corruption was revealed.

r.. Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and

refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have.

s.. Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

t.. Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to

simultaneously take to the streets to protest him (15 million

people), shattering the record for protest against any person in

the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)

u.. Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US

history.

v.. His presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in

US history.

w.. Members of his cabinet are the richest of any administration in US

history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has even an

Exxon oil tanker named after her).

x.. First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union

simultaneously about to go bankrupt.

y.. Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any

market in any country in the history of the world.

z.. First president in US history to order a US attack and military

occupation of a sovereign nation.

aa.. Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the

history of the United States.

ab.. Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending

increases, more than any president in US history.

ac.. First president in US history to have the United Nations remove

the United States from the human rights commission.

ad.. First president in US history to have the United Nations remove

the United States from the elections monitoring board.

ae.. Removed more checks and balances, and has the least amount of

congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US

history.

af.. Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

ag.. Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

ah.. Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by

default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

ai.. First president in US history to refuse United Nations election

inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

aj.. All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign

donations. "ALL TIME!!!"

ak.. Biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of

the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth

Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

al.. Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in

US history.

am.. First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign

nation against the will of the United Nations and the world

community.

an.. First president to run and hide when the US came under attack

(and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

ao.. First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

ap.. Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less

than a year made the US the most resented country in the world

(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

aq.. With a policy of 'dis-engagement' helped create the most hostile

Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

ar.. First US president in history to have a majority of the people of

Europe (71%) view his presidency as the biggest threat to world

peace and stability.

as.. First US president in history to have the people of South Korea

more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North

Korea.

at.. Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded

government contracts.

au.. Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who

violated US 'Conflict-of-Interest' law by not selling huge investments
in corporations bidding for government contracts.

av.. Failed to fulfill his pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.

aw.. Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder some of the

leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building.

After 18 months has no leads and zero suspects.

ax.. In the 18 months following the 911 attacks has successfully

prevented any public investigation into the biggest security

failure in the history of the United States.

ay.. Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any

other president in US history.

az.. In a little over two years created the most divided country in

decades, possibly the most divided the US has been since the

civil war.

ba.. Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in

less than two years turned every single economic category heading

straight down.

Records and References:

a.. At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving

record has been erased and is not available).

b.. AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time

of war (Viet Nam).

c.. Refuse to take drug test or answer any questions about drug use.

d.. All records of tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited

away to his fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for

public view.

e.. All records of any SEC investigations into his insider trading or

bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public

view.

f.. All minutes of meetings for any public corporation he served on the

board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.

g.. Any records or minutes from meetings he (or his VP) attended

regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-

available for public review.


Michael C. Martin
Indiana University
School of Public and Environmental Affairs
1315 E. 10th St.
Bloomington, IN 47405
812.333.5798
mimartin@indiana.edu